Da Vid, Light Party '08

I would like to take this little space of mine on the world wide webby to announce my candidacy for the Light Party in the HB mock election. I will be running as Da Vid (founder and candidate of the light every year since its creation in california) along with my vice president Annie Mellan, and chief represenative Jack Crawford-Brown. The light party is above idiotic party fighting between Demoncrats and Retardicans, we embrace all people and strive for Health, Peace, and Freedom for all. We can gain this with the power of synergy, the coming together of people to form an unstoppable power that cannot be defeated! The power can be modeled by the equation Y=X^(x/3), where y is synergy and x is amount of people.

Now is the time to enjoy the music, Free ourselves of strees, and vote Light Party as a write in for the HB mock election, your votes can create synergy beyond belief!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjIj9We0NA8&feature=related

The Light Party
20 Sunnyside Ave., Suite A-156
Mill Valley, CA 94941.
Tel: (415) 381-4061 * Fax: (415) 381-2084
Dedicated to "Health, Peace and Freedom for All"

David's Daring Adventures (pt. 2)

Five minutes ago: 1607

Sneaky Students: Amy, David, Mary, Elena, Leah

Kelli: GONE!

Stomachs: HUNGRY

Mission: get candy

We are talking with the unsuspecting Casey who has enjoyed a couple pieces of candy. But now we aim for a loftier goal. The motherload. The gushy gummy wonders. The Kelli Ta Stash!!! But how.... aahhh the keys. Casey of course has the keys to Kelli's room. Succes. Amy has acquired the keys. Exciting jolts of exuberation. Click. We found the one. Creak. The cupboard opens. Hallelueia!!! Score the candy is ours.

Time: 1612

Sneaky Students: Amy, David, Mary, Elena, Leah

Kelli: Still Gone!!!

Stomachs: FULL

Mission: Accomplished

Class of '08, Make the Weekend Great, While on Fall Break

A list of the amazome moments provoked by the class of '08. They all right

Friday:

Safeway Run

Ice Cream in Casey's

Pee-Pee ball, Pee Pee SMASH!

Crockett (Antonia chaets again)

Jipotle

Tabasco with a Straw

Driving school for Maggie with intructors David and Jacob

WALK THIS WAY!

The New Dominions

Beatbox man

Annoying girl

George Foster (and the but pinches)

Silver Diner

Tuan's car alarm

Tori's (and her legos)

Exploring the starry night with Ben

Saterday:

Meet at Antonia's

Where's JP? The rope swing?!

Sidetrack dress shopping

Metro ski racing

Guess where the Metro doors will be

Natural History Museum

Long Tails are Sexy

Hope over the fence... and wait can we make a pitch?

Candy Apples, yo i think you got some on your nose!

Welcome to the hole

Finally i see JP

More Apples

Lesli's Towel Surprise party

The Rap show

Return to the Hole!

I hope you had the time of your life

Confused circle in my backyard

what next...directory... this isn't working

Sunday:

Day of recovery

Monday:

JP plays the pee pee ball

Roof?

What if there was a schizophrenic kid there? haha.... maybe not

Weed in the ventilation system? Lets make a movie

I REALLY need an apple pie... should we expect anything less

Drive through, who needs a car?

~Bump Bump~... ~the finger~ sorry i didnt mean to flick you off

~bump~ FUCK!!!

Munchies

Tree surprise (yet without pee from above)

Wallet throw, and search

Fun...

Band of the Week: The Notwist

So this week I give salutants to The Notwist. They are a four piece indie German band signed to the amazing German label Morr Music. And right now they are actually headed into the DofC. So if you are sittin' on your tooshy wednesday night head out to the 930 club. You will wanna snatch their sounds into your ear if your diggin Broken Social Scene, The Blow, or the Postal Service.

Get MUSIC! 

1.  The Devil, You+Me

2. Pilot, One with the Freaks, and others

Don't Let Christmas Catch You Off Gaurd!!!

Shoutout to one of our readers Mr. Young-ies for sending us this one. Halloween is coming upon us so what better way to get in the mood than find a way to get ready for christmas? So check it up, this sicknastydirtygross article is sure to keep you on the good side of your kids in davids world.

How to Be Santa Claus to Children
By eHow Holidays & Celebrations Editor
Rate: (1 Ratings)
Christmas time is such a magical time for children. In part it is due to the Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus all the way from the North Pole. Children anxiously await for Saint Nick's nighttime visit and the delivery of toys and gifts to be opened on Christmas morning. Few things are as memorable as a childhood Christmas morning.

Instructions
Difficulty: Easy
Things You’ll Need:
Gift
Jingle bells
Notebook paper
Boot
Fabric swatch
Wrapping paper

Step1: Purchase a specific gift from Santa Claus. Make sure to keep it well hidden. For Christmas morning, either keep it unwrapped or use special wrapping paper.

Step2: Eat only a few of the cookies and drink part of the milk, if the kids left any. Crumple up the napkin.

Step3: Remove the note, if the children left one. Consider leaving a note for the children as Santa Claus, if you can disguise your handwriting.

Step4:Take a boot and leave a footprint in the fireplace ashes. If you are sure it will clean up, leave a few boot prints around the room.

Step5:Leave a jingle bell, a swatch of red fabric or a tuft of white fur caught near the fireplace. In the morning, the kids can hypothesize on whether Santa's suit was ripped or if a jingle bell fell off his hat. It will be a lovely souvenir.

Step6:Jingle some bells upstairs before going to bed yourself. Most kids will wake long enough to hear them and then fall back to sleep. But they will remember the sound in the morning.

Dating With Casey

As we all know, Casey Robinson is a very fine person indeed, and it seems as though she would most likely enjoy dating normal guys with cute personalities. However, Thursday Oct. 9th Casey revealed to us that "I kinda want to date a Thor". YOWSERS! Who would have gone private eye and thought Casey to be the type of woman that falls for those hairy, powerful, viking bad boys? So to all you god's of war, watch out! cuz Casey is hot on your destructive trail, and wants to have your cute kidos, Hilde and Magnus.

Band of the Week

Caribou:

http://www.myspace.com/cariboumanitoba

Caribou is the second stage of Dan Snaith's musical career. His first solo project was Manitoba, which then became Caribou. Snaith now also has a bunch of his cronies around for all of his live shows. Caribou is a chill, electronic, jam band with a smooth beat. Check em out if you like Four Tet or perhaps the Postal Service

Click here to download their album Andorra

 - And if you like Caribou check out Manitoba

SAT

SUPER

ANNIHILATION of

TIME

Taking the SAT yesterday brought thoughts of anger to my mind, mostly directed to the evil super power that is College Board. How do they expect such a test that drains my brain as it continues to droll on to actually represent my true knowledge? But everyone knows how stupid it is, stupid like a squirrel who won't run off the road while eating the little nut he found. BAM! 

David's Daring Adventures (pt. 1)

Today I had a very wonderful adventure involving a few common, yet wonderful things: 

1. A window (always a joy of heights and see-throughness)

2. A cabinet

3. A rainy day

4. A full bladder

5. And Casey's room (the place where its at... "the L.A. of HB" - JLabella)

 

Unfortunately no one in AP Bio witnessed my grand finale, but it was quite wonderful :)

Just Some Poetry... who could forget?

Magnificent

Available

Radical

Known to me

Yaks

Arousing

New

N-word

Imposed on my I's

Electric Feel