Top Ten Facebook Stories fo the Week (Throwback Edition)

It has been a while since I last posted a top ten on my blog, for good reason though. I have been scouring through each and every picture that has ever been posted of you... Yes no lie, every tagged and untagged photo in existence that has been posted on facebook I know about. Right now I bet you are feeling a little bit scared. Well you shouldn't because I have managed to post the best gross picture of a handful of people down below... maybe you should feel scared. I tried to be nice though so don't worry.

So in no particular order lets GO!

Jordan Grinding

Well this is sure a fabulous one. Jordan is doing what he does best, getting down and dirty on the dance floor with the opposite sex (however he def has been known to get groovy with the same sex too). BAM

Shapely Annie

There is nothing better than a good pair of Annie glasses and in this one she is at her prime. Looking real happy for that camera, Annie is doing it up!

Christine...

I don't really have too many words of wisdom for this one except it seems that pizza, a toga, and a crazyconfusedwild look on your face could never fail to be an awesome picture

Monster vs Hannah

It appears as if Hannah is making her transformation into a monster right here. Uh I am scared. More of a rodent monster I think though, those teeth are looking like they want to have a good chow down on something.

Susan of the Forest

Camo hat, eyebrows raised at different heights, hand gesture of somekind, tongue, hair..., and those killer eyes. Susan has emerged.

Good ol' Mary

Oh I remember it like it was yesterday, just shoving a whole boatload of grapes into her lips Mary and Hannah are sure having a great day. It kinda looks like they have Halloween masks on or something, my goodness.

So Happy Together

Hey look it is Leah and Antonia getting their laugh on. Well it Antonia might be having a good time but Leah maybe just saw a ghost or something.

Bifocals Are Back in Style

Leah and Elena got them bifocals on, both looking extra goofy. Don't shrivel up and die. Be sure to check out the cool shape that Elena's nostrils are making.

The Party Person Amy

There are so many awesome things going on in this photo. Amy is going for the "sexy" pose, yet still hasn't quite matured enough to fully find it. She is looking unintentionally extremely angry, now check out that stanky legg that she has going on before it was even invented.

Had a Rough Night Antonia?

I would like to think that this is how Antonia looks every day when she wakes up. End of story.

Strand

I am not going to say anything for this one.

Lemon in the Mouth

They meant to look funny but instead just look awful haha

So Adorable

Jake has always been a cutie pie from the beginning, no one can deny it. This was pre-facial hair though. And by that I mean pre-13 years old

The Sleeper

Nick=Sleep. They have simply become synonymous. Here is just one of the many examples. Notice the amazing tongue positioning and technique he has.

Speaking of Tongues

This is quite odd indeed. Emie has a weird upside down Y shape running from her nostrils to her mouth. I have no clue what she is looking at either, it seems as if one eye is off center and the other is normal. That is crazy.

A Month With a Phone

After a little over a month of having a phone I think I may finally have this whole mobile communications thing down. It was rough at first though...

I often sent nonsensical texts to people, so they had no idea what I was talking about. I somehow thought that by sending the word "bildr" people would know that I actually meant "asleep". I had no idea that I should turn off my phone while I was in class. And once I finally learned its not cool with college professors to have your phone ringing, I would just forget to turn it on silent anyways. I never could figure out how to make my phone vibrate when I wanted it to. And it seemed like I would always miss every text I got because the vibrate level was so low. People would wake me up from naps when I really just wanted some sleep urgh. Also I had to deal with texts from people I really just wanted to avoid. How could I ever get away from them if they had my number...

But I have slowing grown accustomed to it and I know the phone pretty well now. It hasn't gone off in class in a while, and I can actually text people and they will understand what I am saying to them. I am used to not being as sexily mysterious as I once was, and people seem to think I am a little less weird.