7.21.2011

Top Ten (Resurrected)

Well well well, I bet you didn't this this was comin' back now did you? BOOM! Always keeping you on your toes I am and be prepared because I'm fully loaded and have a banging TopTen for you this week. Its been over a year since my last post, so buckle up and let the fun carry you away once again. 
In non-reverse-order, so you may want to start at the bottom, here we go!

1. Top40 Material
One off the Top Ten all time greats, Faulkner steps up into the #1 spot after my long time hiatus. Impeccable and undeniable, his musical artistry is unmatched. 

Eddy Faulkner
Writing sexual songs yet again when I should be asleep. I'M SORRY MOM AND DAD!
37 minutes ago ·  · 

2. Mandel Always Knows
Wise words from a true warrior, Jordan Mandel almost always knows best. So its official, better be on the lookout for them ticks. Don't get diseased. 

Jordan Mandel
to anyone who thought that there were no ticks in Arlington, think again: u better check yo'self b4 u rek yo'self
4 hours ago ·  · 

  • Sandy Thong and Jeffrey Horrorwitz like this.

    • Tyler Camp Lawl, my guardian got a tick AND Lyme Disease YEARS ago. Not complaining, though >:)
      4 hours ago · 

    • Jordan Mandel in arlington?
      4 hours ago · 

    • Tyler Camp Yup...
      4 hours ago · 

    • Jordan Mandel TO ANYONE WHO THOUGHT THAT THERE WERE NOT TICKS IN ARLINGTON, THINK AGAIN Andrew K
      4 hours ago · 

    • Andrew K is this for real? how is this possible? why?
      3 hours ago · 

    • Ryan Ellicott ticks are everywhere. get used to it
      2 hours ago · 

    • Ryan Lee This really ticks me off.
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person


3. Sandy Lays it All Out There
You can read (i hope) it for yourself. weird.

Sandy Thong
truth is, i remember one time i was trying to stuff some candy into my bra, like the secret fat kid i am, and you were like, "girl, no. that's trashy." and i replied, "yeah, you're right claire. that IS trashy." so instead of being trashy and storing it in my bra like some kind of CANDY PROSTITUTE just because i don't like to carry around a purse, i ate it all there and then! you're not afraid to tell me when i'm being stupid or slutty or even when i just look plain ugly, so thanks claire.
3 hours ago ·  ·  · See Friendship

4. The Bentleys...
I never thought I would see the day when this crazy dude found something he loved more than rocks (matter of fact he still probably hasn't), but Callan has gone of and taken a wife. Hopefully it is full of love and doesn't turn out too rocky. 
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2045905541835&set=a.1496820255046.70687.1070296342&type=1&theater

5. Classic
This is what its all about folks, stepping up to the plate and nailing this one: Jamie and Natalie. When I look into the N. Stearman's eyes I want to run.

6. Hustling
Don't know who the stranger in red is. James stop clowning around. Taka = fresh. 

7. The Beard
I have heard a little about this beauty, but still haven't seen it. Yet I felt like it deserved a spot on the blog for mediocre internet fame. Tune in next week for my story: "VanNess to consider job off teaching chemistry part time"...


8. Oh the Witty '08
Making number eight, Jacob, JP, and Leslie. They've grown up (maybe), become 21, and the atmosphere has shifted a little, but the wittiness will probably never end.

Leslie Kellerposted toJordan Albro
PUN IN REAL LIFE:
...At Bailey's...
JP: wow, these two dollar beers are pretty great
Steven Jacob Saracco : yeah! what a bargain!
23 hours ago ·  ·  · See Friendship

  • Robin Gardiner and Steven Jacob Saracco like this.

    • Hilary Grothman it took me wayyyyy to long to understand this pun, but after i got it I laughed for like 5 minutes :)
      21 hours ago · 

    • Christine Kline BAILEYSSSSS
      21 hours ago · 

    • Jordan Albro I've not been to bailey's. Christine you're not 21.
      20 hours ago · 

    • Christine Kline I worked there! Also I will be next time I'm in the states!
      19 hours ago · 

    • Alex Geralnick Wait, I still don't get it.
      7 hours ago · 

    • Leslie Keller a BAR-gain! We were at a bar!
      5 hours ago ·  ·  1 person

    • Steven Jacob Saracco Duh, Alex. Maybe if you hung out with us more you would get it!
      5 hours ago · 

    • Alex Geralnick OH! Now I get it. That was embarrassing for me. I never get enough of hanging out with you guys. If I had known about Bailey's, you couldn't have kept me away (especially for a bargain like that).

9. Beauty and the... Ben
What would the top ten be without Ben. However with his jean shorts I can hardly recognize him! PS - the shoe contrast in this photo is primetime. 

10. Casey's Lame Veggie
I don't know why I found this funny but I did. Congrats on your vegetable Casey, I know you are proud of it... But come on! Its got nibbles on one end and ultimately is just a sorry green growth. 
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