Top Ten Facebook Stories of the Week #4

First I apologize for not posting the Top Ten on Sunday as normally scheduled. I know it broke you. So I am doing an early week edition with only nine posts. However the top posts are some of the greatest ever and make up for my slacking. Enjoy!

1. Caroline's Video:

This speakes for itself. I instantly go "that is my number one right there!". I am really sorry that you don't have sound Antonia.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1562820185&v=feed&story_fbid=1066942964800

2. Alyssa's Photoshoot:

It was a really tough battle for number this week, but I knew some of you had already seen this so I bumped it down. This entire album is hilarious. 

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?id=720480809&aid=94966

But make sure to check out this shot:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2336618&id=720480809

3. Ryan's post to Keeka:

Ryan definitely has a better knack for finding weird stuff than anyone I know. 

http://www.facebook.com/walltowall.php?id=729361244&banter_id=509505622&ref=nf

4. Eddy's (yet another) video:

The beginning monologue is unforgettable, the little piano transition/flares, and the explanation of how tough making music is. 

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1111240432212&oid=36785269867

5. JP's Status With Ben Comment:

I wrote this one out below so no link-age. Ben likes to give his thoughts on status posts.

JP Mohler: is experiencing a unique high brought on by the oh so lethal combination of red bull, sleep deprivation and pre-exam angst

Ben Branman: not uncommon, I never sleep well the night before a test.

6. Josh's Profile Pic:

Josh "Roar" has the greatest stach ever!

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?profile=1&id=100000009513764

7. Golem's Album:

Lisa has a sweet album of her recent black belt karate ceremony. She's the man!

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?id=1472661529&aid=2022744

8. David And Leah's Name:

Well mostly Leah's. Both are amazome though.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1562820115&ref=profile

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1562820078&ref=ts

9. Merideth's video to John:

Sarah and Merideth have a great video explaining the beauty of no classes to John Pap. Its quite funny. 

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1562910287&v=feed&story_fbid=1067178090678

Swine Flu Update: Christine Kline Infected

I know many of you have no idea what I am talking about when I mention the words "Swine Flu". Thats ok because I am about to explain it so you can be able to understand the rest of this post. It works like this: A man walks into a pigsty to feed some pigs, the pig has a fever and the flu, the pig does a little juice juice on the man and then the man has swine flu easy as that. 

HB Woodlawn had previously been a swine flu free zone. However Christine Kline has just had an outbreak. After skipping the last two days of school and being on the DL (disaster list) all weekend, swine flu is taking a strike at HB. She is getting progressively worse and could be past the critical limit (point of no return). You still have a chance of avoiding it though, here are a few easy steps

1. Keep Track of the Spread:

Don't be caught off guard, know the hazzard zones with updates on your iphone (jordan)

http://gizmodo.com/photogallery/swineflugadgets2/1008117080

2. Avoid Contact with Christine

She is armed and ganderous like a nuclear threat, so be warned

3. Watch Your Eyes

It is thought that Christine might have the power to trasfer the virus telepathically through her sight, basilisk style. Don't Stare!

Top Ten Facbeook Stories of the Week

1. Eddy Faulkner Facebook group:

Eddy has a facebook group! Now you can constantly be updated on all of Eddy's fun via facebook. Please read the full explanation of his life on the page. Also I have all the links below that you could ever want, they are awesome.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1562910858

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8flgeOZmpIM

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30285836&id=1573860119

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZHcPbn_tc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMPIQaGprjA&feature=channel_page

2. Aurora's video:

She is really good at making hilarious videos. Antonia you might even be able to enjoy this without sound. 

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1063403716321&subj=1562820119

3. Maggie's Viedo post to Lelsie:

The Nice is also very good at video post, plus she just looks so cool. I would have to say that Maggie definitely knows how move and groove with facebook videos more so than anyone else.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1562820079&v=feed&story_fbid=1064261657769

4. Hunchback of Notra Dame, Cape Included:

Amazing photo, when you first walked by that stand of superman capes at six flags who would have ever thought they could possibly be as awesome as they are now.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30223871&id=1562820155&ref=mf

5. Post from Christian Labella:

Dude! Christian is pissed. Check out the wall post on JBell's profile, nasty nasty.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1562820088&ref=ts

6. Hadleighs new photo:

The sequel to last weeks phot, Hadleigh has made an even better shot, mucho props girl!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30224776&id=1562820088

8. Leah + Antonia:

This is what happens when people see swine flu for the first time.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30225312&id=1562820115&comments

9. Alan is barbie now?

After facebook has diagnosed Alan as jewish, he is now also a little bit barbie too.

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=74403933252&ref=nf

10. Senior Year:

I hate piknik poo photos, but this one is pretty decent. Mainly because its my photo, but NO I did not go pikniky all over it myself. The work is credited to Isabel.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30225337&id=