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Shoutout to one of our readers Mr. Young-ies for sending us this one. Halloween is coming upon us so what better way to get in the mood than find a way to get ready for christmas? So check it up, this sicknastydirtygross article is sure to keep you on the good side of your kids in davids world.

How to Be Santa Claus to Children
By eHow Holidays & Celebrations Editor
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Christmas time is such a magical time for children. In part it is due to the Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus all the way from the North Pole. Children anxiously await for Saint Nick's nighttime visit and the delivery of toys and gifts to be opened on Christmas morning. Few things are as memorable as a childhood Christmas morning.

Instructions
Difficulty: Easy
Things You’ll Need:
Gift
Jingle bells
Notebook paper
Boot
Fabric swatch
Wrapping paper

Step1: Purchase a specific gift from Santa Claus. Make sure to keep it well hidden. For Christmas morning, either keep it unwrapped or use special wrapping paper.

Step2: Eat only a few of the cookies and drink part of the milk, if the kids left any. Crumple up the napkin.

Step3: Remove the note, if the children left one. Consider leaving a note for the children as Santa Claus, if you can disguise your handwriting.

Step4:Take a boot and leave a footprint in the fireplace ashes. If you are sure it will clean up, leave a few boot prints around the room.

Step5:Leave a jingle bell, a swatch of red fabric or a tuft of white fur caught near the fireplace. In the morning, the kids can hypothesize on whether Santa's suit was ripped or if a jingle bell fell off his hat. It will be a lovely souvenir.

Step6:Jingle some bells upstairs before going to bed yourself. Most kids will wake long enough to hear them and then fall back to sleep. But they will remember the sound in the morning.