I know many of you have no idea what I am talking about when I mention the words "Swine Flu". Thats ok because I am about to explain it so you can be able to understand the rest of this post. It works like this: A man walks into a pigsty to feed some pigs, the pig has a fever and the flu, the pig does a little juice juice on the man and then the man has swine flu easy as that.
HB Woodlawn had previously been a swine flu free zone. However Christine Kline has just had an outbreak. After skipping the last two days of school and being on the DL (disaster list) all weekend, swine flu is taking a strike at HB. She is getting progressively worse and could be past the critical limit (point of no return). You still have a chance of avoiding it though, here are a few easy steps
1. Keep Track of the Spread:
Don't be caught off guard, know the hazzard zones with updates on your iphone (jordan)
2. Avoid Contact with Christine
She is armed and ganderous like a nuclear threat, so be warned
3. Watch Your Eyes
It is thought that Christine might have the power to trasfer the virus telepathically through her sight, basilisk style. Don't Stare!
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